dasha

You know when you've had a few too many and you start telling people about that unsightly mole and when you were fourteen you...

Then you tell complete strangers how gorgeous they are and continue embarrassing your friends while you slobber your way to the bathroom...

Ending up almost ruining a garden because you can't remember how to walk but lucky for you the shrubbery is incredibly hearty...

Topping off the denouement by bashing your head into a wall that didn't seem to exist previously...

And sleeping next to a bucket, just in case...

Well I am so glad I'm too old for that kind of behavior.

"THE" picture...