dasha

again with the farts...

i am surprized i have not suffocated myself; for one i only have the pleasure of using fifty-percent of my lung capacity (one lung had collapsed a long time ago and has since healed but not to full recovery), secondly, the way these farts smell whoa god how they smell, i wouldn't be shocked if they were some of the leading contributers to Green House Gas effects on the atmosphere.

speaking of green house gases, i just watched a documentary presented by Al Gore, and it's alarming what is happening. if you get a chance to watch it please do (although i forget the name of it).

i tried to hold these horrid gases in and i got this wicked cramp that caused me to lapse into the feetle position, but, just when i thought the emergency authorities should be called this loud appalling noise errupted from my bowels and exploded out of the place i like to call my bunghole. it was devastating and very relieving as well.

with that being said, i have nothing more to report. so i bid you adeu!