so i am just going to copy/paste an email i sent to friend as an update. i am just that lazy.
enjoy.
job is as expected, bitchy impatient rich people trying to scam me out of cherries. funny how it always ends up with cherries.
i'm a checkout ninja really or cowboy if you may. my boss is constantly amazed by my tendancy to comically entertain myself and wonders how i can keep it up all the time.
i told her it's on account of a superiority complex and lack of chemical distribution in my brain causing me to be umm not be serious and not understand seriousness, i'm guessing that would be a lack of accountablity and rational. either way she seems to like me and it's kind of fun chucking groceries around and playing with peoples' minds in a way they don't realize ( i amke them feel stupid and they don't understand until it's too late to say anything) for example; they will ask if we have bulk smarties or something like that (and the store is not large) and i will squint my eyes and ask if they noticed any form of bulk foods, they will say no, and i will raise one eyebrow and ask really, that way i let them draw their own conclusions...idiots.
i really like wearing the little hat too, some old lady said i was so wonderful to look at "very classic and adorable...like a painting" she said that she is painter and should know. i replied with "that is very interesting ma'am, i will have research the premise further in my spare time" she did not like that much but i sure thought it was fucking funny.
bunnyface has decided to move into philippe's room since you left. i felt a tad lonely and used but i think she just wanted to be with the girls and away from dirty mcstinky feet. and she might just miss you too much.
did you know that the code 4011 for bananas is global? crazy shit how it's so interconnected. i bet every time i put that code into the the computer the banana corporates' can see me doing it. fucking creepy bastards. same with avocados and shit.
i have diarrhea from the heat so i'm going to the loo to barf out my ass now.
cheers luv,
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enjoy.
job is as expected, bitchy impatient rich people trying to scam me out of cherries. funny how it always ends up with cherries.
i'm a checkout ninja really or cowboy if you may. my boss is constantly amazed by my tendancy to comically entertain myself and wonders how i can keep it up all the time.
i told her it's on account of a superiority complex and lack of chemical distribution in my brain causing me to be umm not be serious and not understand seriousness, i'm guessing that would be a lack of accountablity and rational. either way she seems to like me and it's kind of fun chucking groceries around and playing with peoples' minds in a way they don't realize ( i amke them feel stupid and they don't understand until it's too late to say anything) for example; they will ask if we have bulk smarties or something like that (and the store is not large) and i will squint my eyes and ask if they noticed any form of bulk foods, they will say no, and i will raise one eyebrow and ask really, that way i let them draw their own conclusions...idiots.
i really like wearing the little hat too, some old lady said i was so wonderful to look at "very classic and adorable...like a painting" she said that she is painter and should know. i replied with "that is very interesting ma'am, i will have research the premise further in my spare time" she did not like that much but i sure thought it was fucking funny.
bunnyface has decided to move into philippe's room since you left. i felt a tad lonely and used but i think she just wanted to be with the girls and away from dirty mcstinky feet. and she might just miss you too much.
did you know that the code 4011 for bananas is global? crazy shit how it's so interconnected. i bet every time i put that code into the the computer the banana corporates' can see me doing it. fucking creepy bastards. same with avocados and shit.
i have diarrhea from the heat so i'm going to the loo to barf out my ass now.
cheers luv,
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dasha:
i may have scoliosis and Tom Ford looks like an asshole in a turban.
user081222227:
You're so very charming my dear.. like a painting..
