and our hero, dressed in a full body condom covered with flavored spermicidal lube and their arms sticking out through the side, throws the moldy brick through the window of the on coming metro.
alarms ring out and and the STM gustapo come speeding down the stairs of the station.
The chase is on as our hero tries for the exit and slides onto the staircase only to tumble back down.
to the STMs' surprise, they could not get a hold of the condomed culprit, the spermicidal lube allowed our hero to eventually escape from their grasp. all the while chanting
"i like blowing bubbles...pretty bubbles in the air..."
<Curtain>
alarms ring out and and the STM gustapo come speeding down the stairs of the station.
The chase is on as our hero tries for the exit and slides onto the staircase only to tumble back down.
to the STMs' surprise, they could not get a hold of the condomed culprit, the spermicidal lube allowed our hero to eventually escape from their grasp. all the while chanting
"i like blowing bubbles...pretty bubbles in the air..."
<Curtain>
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About an hour later, while sitting at a pizza joint, I watched the police shoo him away.
Scary how quiet we are about our fears, ain't it?