dasha

> > >>Please sign and send it on!!!
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> > >>>This makes me want to throw up. The punishment to the two
> > >>>fuck-holes should be the exact same thing they did that poor
> > >>>innocent animal!
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> > >>>Please sign and pass along to your doggy email friends....
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no i am not hungarian.

i am writing a play due in two weeks time called ''decline of the mother'' four actors at my descretion, five whole minutes, a set designer, costume designer, lighting designer, director ,and stage manager ,oh and a sound designer.

and i used the toilet three times for certain drastic and demonic things the day after shazzy's party. certainly happy i...
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i feel like poo.shazzy's party was fun. today i wear a bright blue sweat shirt that says ''hungarian rhapsody''.

a big happy halloween to all, especially you morrigan.

so i have been using a friend's computer for the last week and i have not been able to keep on top of things. now i am the only suicide girl in montreal not able to go to the burlesque show. i am at home wallowing in my self-pity. boo hoo. i would have loved to go.

i went to a soire last night. it...
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mine iyes arr empteed of al that glowes
ay have loste mine sighte of luste and dreem.
thy wynde tooke it awaye whith blowes
and it slydes afar from mee by streem

wher is thy esy pathe to mine ende
nowher do ay rome whith glade,
and ay fynde is harrde a bende
noon to mee is noght made

noght esy a roote
wonne onlee...
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i certainly do not get along with my digestive system right now. first the diarrhea, then the horrid sented farts, and now the bowels are boiling but still i am constipated. analyze that bitches!


again...

oh my, oh my, oh my...

we seem to have come across four new baby bunnies, day old(four to five now), mind you. that makes nine all together.
if any...
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RULES FOR DRUNK DIALING :

1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement.

2.It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen.

3.If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Ex. "Mom I'm in McDonald's and they're playing our song. I love you"

4.Dirty talk...
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oh my, oh my, oh my...

we seem to have come across four new baby bunnies, day old, mind you. that makes nine all together.
if any body would like a cute little bunny in four months time please let me know. we are additionally looking for homes for two bunnies right now; they are three months old and cute as heck.