Wednesday Dec 29, 2004

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i got a package from my sister today. instead of cookies she sent me a vacuum packed tube of cookie mix and instructions on how to make them

food for thought: never follow a straight line to your goals, use an oblique approach so they never see you coming.

don't forget to beat your liver in to submission this friday. biggrin biggrin biggrin
lecia:
thanks smile
durbustweeb:
My parrot sits on his perch during the day, occasionally bobbing his head back and forth saying "I AM the bird, I am THE bird, I AM THE BIRD, YEAH!" Then he slides into, "Step up, Watson. Step up. Good bird! NO! BAD BIRD! Step up!"

Then the phone willl ring and he'll start having a converstion... "Hello! Hi, yeah! How are you? Uh huh. WOW. Oh, good. Yeah. Ha ha ha ha ha. Uh huh. Goodbye! click"

The thing is a trip.

Schitzobird.

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