My "update" page mocks me. "You have no friends, haha." Stupid page. Someone prove it wrong! 
dilative:
seeing as how i'm so freakin' awesome, i'll even help ya out and be your first friend! lol...good times, good times...i'll ttyl, and me thinks you are the one who told on me about the blow-up air balloon of a coke 
darvon:
Oi, you're pretty good. I want a copy of the picture in your bathroom!