darthvayne

Ah... Missed Opportunities, if I were to make a movie about my life that would definately be the title...

The girl I have been totally digging, and working up the nerve to ask out just up and vanished from my mind's eye. I come back to work after a weekend in Vegas and she's not there, her phone # no longer works. It's as if she no longer exists...
The worst part I think is that I had worked up the nerve to ask her out the day before I left for Vegas, but she hurt herself at work and Called out sick...Missed again...My brain chews out a bunch of possible explanations from the simple to the macabre, but in my heart i know she's alright...

So I sit here on this warped Holiday, what does a Bunny and colored eggs have to do with the Ressurection of J.C.? I'll never understand commercialized "Holidays"...Anyway I sit here with my bottle of John Powers Irish whisky trying to shake off a bout of mild depression. I can feel a big one brewing up... I can usually feel them coming on, and sometimes I can prevent it, but not often enough. Alot of people ask why I get depressed so much, I wish I knew... Sometimes it's how things in life are going, but most of the time it's a time when I should feel happy. Probably a chemical imbalance, who knows...oh well here's to the hopes it doesn't come on, and if it does, well I just weather it like I always do...

Lewis Black is one of my new heroes...If you have never heard him I invite you to go buy one of his Dvd's or his CD's...absoulutely brilliant.

Question of the day...
If you were stranded on a Deserted Isle, and could bring 3 things with you what would they be?

Phrase of the day..."Holy Fuck Fireball"

*edited to correct drunken gramatical syntax errors...