In a half assed attempt to let everyone know a little about me, I'm going to fill out one of those "getting to know you" E-mails that you get every now and then from some random person in your adress book...if some of this doesn't make sense I apologize...I'm drunk...these things are soo much better filled out under the influence... 
1. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? The Portable Henry Rollins
2. WHAT TIME IS IT NOW? 9:47 p.m.
3. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? I think its beer...and maybe blood? I dunno...
4. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE BOARD GAME? Risk
5. FAVORITE MAGAZINE? Barely legal....no wait...um I mean ...oh crap... um Tattoo mags...?
6. BABIES? Only for breakfast...
7.FAVORITE SOUND? The Lamentation of the Women of your enemies as they are driven before you...wait, What?
8 WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD? Having to wake up in the morning...
9. FIRST THING YOU THINK OF IN THE MORNING? Where the Fuck am I?
10. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? I let my sophisticated Sex robot answer it for me...
11. FUTURE CHILD'S NAME? for a Boy...Hunter, for a Girl... Anneke
12. FAVORITE COLOR? Light absorbing green...
13. WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN YOUR LIFE? Great family , Good friends and cold Beer....
14. FAVORITE FOOD? A cheesesteak, but only if it's done right...
15. If you could PLAY AN INSTRUMENT, WHAT WOULD IT BE? I can play the radio, does that count?...Bagpipes...
16. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST? only with out supervision
17. SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL? Hey! Dont call her that!
18. STORMS - COOL OR SCARY? Absolutly awesome!, the more thunder and lighting the better...Florida is like my Heaven in that sense.....
19. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? Optimus Prime
20. THE ONE PERSON FROM YOUR PAST YOU WISH YOU COULD GO BACK AND TALK
TO? My bio-logical father...just so I can tell him to FUCK off again...
21. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? A good Microbrew, a well aged Scotch, or a fine Irish Whisky
22. WHAT'S IN THE TRUNK OF YOUR CAR? Definatly not a dead Hooker...no, Officer no Dead Hookers here...
24. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE? Professional Hitman...or Spiderman...or pornstar
26. EVER BEEN IN LOVE? unfortunatley...yes
27. IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? Whats in the Glass? Beer? Half empty..needs to be refilled...
28. FAVORITE MOVIE? Dumb and Dumber....
29. FAVORITE ROMANTIC MOVIE? Die Harder
30. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? Hunt and Pecker...
31. WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? NOT a dead hooker...OK? jeez leave me alone about this...
32.WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? 27
33. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH? Porn
34. IF YOU COULD BUILD A HOUSE ANYWHERE WHERE WOULD IT BE? Uranus
35. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING? Fuck your naked blue jeans
36. BEACH, MOUNTAINS OR CITY? correct!
37. TECHNOLOGY OR ART? Art
38. COMEDY OR HORROR? Comedy
39. FAVORITE PHYSICAL FEATURE? Eyes
40. FAVORITE TIME OF DAY? Happy Hour
41. THE LAST CD YOU BOUGHT? Atreyu: The Curse
43. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO BE MASSAGED? I like the Happy endings....
44. WHAT'S MOST IMPORTANT, STRONG IN MIND OR STRONG IN BODY? Mind
45. WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? Stupid Alarm clock....
46. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE KITCHEN ITEM? Bottle opener
47. WHAT MAKES YOU REALLY ANGRY? Political Correctness
48. WHICH DO YOU PREFER, SPORTS CAR OR 4x4? I like it sleek, hot and fast....
49. DO YOU BELIEVE IN AFTERLIFE? No
50. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON? Mrs. Dash
51. IF YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPER POWER, WHAT WOULD IT BE? To stop time, infinte possibilities....
52. IF YOU HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT IS IT? Celtic knot pattern, Mandalorian Skull.. I wish I had Tattoo from Fantasy Island though...
53. CAN YOU JUGGLE? I can Gargle..is that close enough?
54. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE DAY? St. Patrick's Day...now that's a real holiday!
55. WHICH DO YOU PREFER SUSHI OR HAMBURGER? Sushi...preferably off a hot naked woman, but Hamburger off a hot naked woman is ok too....
56. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CARTOON? The Family Guy
59. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MEAL? Coffee..
60. IF YOU COULD TAKE A VACATION ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD WHERE WOULD IT BE? Ireland...the beautiful country side, the beautiful women, and the Homeland of Guiness...
61. DO YOU HAVE PETS? Definatly not in the trunk of my car....
1. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? The Portable Henry Rollins
2. WHAT TIME IS IT NOW? 9:47 p.m.
3. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? I think its beer...and maybe blood? I dunno...
4. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE BOARD GAME? Risk
5. FAVORITE MAGAZINE? Barely legal....no wait...um I mean ...oh crap... um Tattoo mags...?
6. BABIES? Only for breakfast...
7.FAVORITE SOUND? The Lamentation of the Women of your enemies as they are driven before you...wait, What?
8 WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD? Having to wake up in the morning...
9. FIRST THING YOU THINK OF IN THE MORNING? Where the Fuck am I?
10. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? I let my sophisticated Sex robot answer it for me...
11. FUTURE CHILD'S NAME? for a Boy...Hunter, for a Girl... Anneke
12. FAVORITE COLOR? Light absorbing green...
13. WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN YOUR LIFE? Great family , Good friends and cold Beer....
14. FAVORITE FOOD? A cheesesteak, but only if it's done right...
15. If you could PLAY AN INSTRUMENT, WHAT WOULD IT BE? I can play the radio, does that count?...Bagpipes...
16. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST? only with out supervision
17. SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL? Hey! Dont call her that!
18. STORMS - COOL OR SCARY? Absolutly awesome!, the more thunder and lighting the better...Florida is like my Heaven in that sense.....
19. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? Optimus Prime
20. THE ONE PERSON FROM YOUR PAST YOU WISH YOU COULD GO BACK AND TALK
TO? My bio-logical father...just so I can tell him to FUCK off again...
21. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? A good Microbrew, a well aged Scotch, or a fine Irish Whisky
22. WHAT'S IN THE TRUNK OF YOUR CAR? Definatly not a dead Hooker...no, Officer no Dead Hookers here...
24. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE? Professional Hitman...or Spiderman...or pornstar
26. EVER BEEN IN LOVE? unfortunatley...yes
27. IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? Whats in the Glass? Beer? Half empty..needs to be refilled...
28. FAVORITE MOVIE? Dumb and Dumber....
29. FAVORITE ROMANTIC MOVIE? Die Harder
30. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? Hunt and Pecker...
31. WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? NOT a dead hooker...OK? jeez leave me alone about this...
32.WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? 27
33. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH? Porn
34. IF YOU COULD BUILD A HOUSE ANYWHERE WHERE WOULD IT BE? Uranus
35. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING? Fuck your naked blue jeans
36. BEACH, MOUNTAINS OR CITY? correct!
37. TECHNOLOGY OR ART? Art
38. COMEDY OR HORROR? Comedy
39. FAVORITE PHYSICAL FEATURE? Eyes
40. FAVORITE TIME OF DAY? Happy Hour
41. THE LAST CD YOU BOUGHT? Atreyu: The Curse
43. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO BE MASSAGED? I like the Happy endings....
44. WHAT'S MOST IMPORTANT, STRONG IN MIND OR STRONG IN BODY? Mind
45. WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? Stupid Alarm clock....
46. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE KITCHEN ITEM? Bottle opener
47. WHAT MAKES YOU REALLY ANGRY? Political Correctness
48. WHICH DO YOU PREFER, SPORTS CAR OR 4x4? I like it sleek, hot and fast....
49. DO YOU BELIEVE IN AFTERLIFE? No
50. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON? Mrs. Dash
51. IF YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPER POWER, WHAT WOULD IT BE? To stop time, infinte possibilities....
52. IF YOU HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT IS IT? Celtic knot pattern, Mandalorian Skull.. I wish I had Tattoo from Fantasy Island though...
53. CAN YOU JUGGLE? I can Gargle..is that close enough?
54. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE DAY? St. Patrick's Day...now that's a real holiday!
55. WHICH DO YOU PREFER SUSHI OR HAMBURGER? Sushi...preferably off a hot naked woman, but Hamburger off a hot naked woman is ok too....
56. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CARTOON? The Family Guy
59. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MEAL? Coffee..
60. IF YOU COULD TAKE A VACATION ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD WHERE WOULD IT BE? Ireland...the beautiful country side, the beautiful women, and the Homeland of Guiness...
61. DO YOU HAVE PETS? Definatly not in the trunk of my car....