darthsparkles

not only am i now a working girl , i have two jobs .
1] slave labour . 2] serving people beer .
wonderful .
lets hope i don't punch someone and get fired .

i wish i had the ability to shoot laser beams out of my nipples .
i could run around topless killing zombies .
i'd be a fucking machine . seriously .
killpower .

so , i went to add money to my credit card and i was over my limit . i go look at my statement and there is a charge from suicidegirls . i guess they've been renewing my account every 3 months since i got it in may 2005 . i had completely forgotten about it . i think i'll start using it seeing as...
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