darthguizmo

Have you ever noticed how clowns are nothing but living dead ? The thing is, with clowns, you never know what's gonna happen. They are unpredictable, with them magic tricks and making kids laugh. They're just trying to win a good place by our side and then strike hard !

If you don't believe it, think about it; what are they if not white like the make-up we put on our dead for the funerals? White with red lips, red cheeks and eyeliner ! Well... maybe not eyeliner, but still 2 out of 3 is still a lot. And who are they aiming at to control us ? Our kids ! The only weakness human has : Their own flesh and blood.

First, they win their laughs, give them magically-shaped balloons and amaze them with never ending clothes coming out of their sleeves! Then, while we are still laughing, they kidnap our children and extort their live from their cry for help and regain life doing so...

That, my dear friends, is the unbearable truth that nobody but me has yet to accept. To this I say: Eliminate all clowns from existence! Let us rise our torches and burn all that is circus related ! Burn them before they consume our kin, for our future's sake...

Who's with me ?