Well I did something I told myself I wasn't going to last night. I went out with my buddy who works in a bar and got absolutely sloshed.
We had to walk home and apparently I was screaming at some people walking in front of us about how unsanitary it was to defecate in the middle of the street, among other things.
When I finally got home I tripped on something in the dark and ALMOST fell flat on my face. I managed to catch myself but it threw me so off balance that I did the slow motion backwards fall right on my ass, arms flailing and everything.
Then I woke up with a raging hangover, so now my head and my ass hurts
We had to walk home and apparently I was screaming at some people walking in front of us about how unsanitary it was to defecate in the middle of the street, among other things.
When I finally got home I tripped on something in the dark and ALMOST fell flat on my face. I managed to catch myself but it threw me so off balance that I did the slow motion backwards fall right on my ass, arms flailing and everything.
Then I woke up with a raging hangover, so now my head and my ass hurts
As for being in a warband, you get to wear armor and furry clothes and pillage villages, harass the locals, and occaisionally set fire to paris. it's a pretty good job if you can handle it.