Helloooo lovers and friends! It's been a while, has it not?
Well, I moved and didn't have internet for a while so that's why. So there.
An update on my life...in list form.
1) New apartment. I'm in fucking love with this one. It's a cute vintage rehab building and my apartment is PERFECT for me. Not too small, not too big. I'm so happy living alone, being able to walk around naked is THE SHIT. My living room set should be delivered soon too so no more sitting on a pillow trying to watch TV.
2) Dog. Matilda, my little smushy faced doggy, is such a little bitch. But I fucking love her to no end. Seriously....look at her.
We took her to the bar last week and managed to get this picture:
Though she looks the drunkest, she was sober. I swear.
SIDE NOTE ABOUT THE BAR: Yeah, it's my favorite spot now. It's just a few blocks down the street from my apartment and my friends from work and I go there a lot. But that night I brought Matilda was fucking weird man. My ex was there and he was at the table next to us and our official break up was somewhat recent so I was pretty much ignoring it. Until the stupid fuck started texting me from 2 feet away! Who does that? So I said "If you want to talk to me, be a man and come up and talk to me instead of texting me." because the creeper texted me the SECOND I left asking where I went. I hate that. I hate cowardly men.
3) Sir Hops A Lot. I'm actually having a hard time juggling Matilda and Hops, because Matilda HATES other dogs and apparently hates Hops. It breaks my heart having to split my time between the two of them, I love them both with all my heart. I feel like a single mother! But my little bunbun will ALWAYS be my number one, he's my first born after all!
4) Work. I love love love my work! Ahhh!!!! I've been hanging out with my coworkers a lot and it's the happiest I've been. They really accept me for whoever I am and don't judge or care. They're also awesome dancers! I dance with the two boys at the bar and we check out men together. I apparently have the same taste in men as they do, which cracks me up. We're always arguing about whether they're gay or straight so someone can call dibs
Thanksgiving was fun, I love seeing my family. I got to bring Matilda to my grandparents' house which was awesome because they're condo building doesn't allow pets, so I smuggled her in under a coat. Everyone loved her. Now Christmas is so close! I can't believe it! Weather has been so up and down in Chicago. It was like...60 out last week then it was 30s on Thanksgiving and now it's raining as I type. Ahhh!
And now for your viewing pleasure, some pictures. (Hint: some of them might be bewbz)
Well, I moved and didn't have internet for a while so that's why. So there.
An update on my life...in list form.
1) New apartment. I'm in fucking love with this one. It's a cute vintage rehab building and my apartment is PERFECT for me. Not too small, not too big. I'm so happy living alone, being able to walk around naked is THE SHIT. My living room set should be delivered soon too so no more sitting on a pillow trying to watch TV.
2) Dog. Matilda, my little smushy faced doggy, is such a little bitch. But I fucking love her to no end. Seriously....look at her.
We took her to the bar last week and managed to get this picture:
Though she looks the drunkest, she was sober. I swear.
SIDE NOTE ABOUT THE BAR: Yeah, it's my favorite spot now. It's just a few blocks down the street from my apartment and my friends from work and I go there a lot. But that night I brought Matilda was fucking weird man. My ex was there and he was at the table next to us and our official break up was somewhat recent so I was pretty much ignoring it. Until the stupid fuck started texting me from 2 feet away! Who does that? So I said "If you want to talk to me, be a man and come up and talk to me instead of texting me." because the creeper texted me the SECOND I left asking where I went. I hate that. I hate cowardly men.
3) Sir Hops A Lot. I'm actually having a hard time juggling Matilda and Hops, because Matilda HATES other dogs and apparently hates Hops. It breaks my heart having to split my time between the two of them, I love them both with all my heart. I feel like a single mother! But my little bunbun will ALWAYS be my number one, he's my first born after all!
4) Work. I love love love my work! Ahhh!!!! I've been hanging out with my coworkers a lot and it's the happiest I've been. They really accept me for whoever I am and don't judge or care. They're also awesome dancers! I dance with the two boys at the bar and we check out men together. I apparently have the same taste in men as they do, which cracks me up. We're always arguing about whether they're gay or straight so someone can call dibs
Thanksgiving was fun, I love seeing my family. I got to bring Matilda to my grandparents' house which was awesome because they're condo building doesn't allow pets, so I smuggled her in under a coat. Everyone loved her. Now Christmas is so close! I can't believe it! Weather has been so up and down in Chicago. It was like...60 out last week then it was 30s on Thanksgiving and now it's raining as I type. Ahhh!
And now for your viewing pleasure, some pictures. (Hint: some of them might be bewbz)
ALSO! Don't forget, So Fresh and So Clean is still up in MR. It didn't do too well, but I still super love it and you should too
Sometimes I feel bad for my booty, my boobs get all the attention!
And lastly, of course, a song for you all to enjoy. One that I've had in my head for a while.
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hhahahah! i'm such a creep. and yea, your ex is a spineless twat.