1

When you're still up at 1:30 have to get up at 5:30 but so stressed, you start looking at all the beautiful woman and it relaxes you that you fall asleep with glasses on and phone in hand

2

"Mop mop mop all day long mop mop mop while I sing this song, ganna wash the floor ganna make it shine, ganna clean the spay paint with turpentine." Anyone remember this?

8

It's great when your boss is mad at you almost the entire day b/c you pointed out something he did wrong. And then before you leave you make him laugh by skipping down the hall LOL