What a horribl, shitty night this has been.
First, I get a $206 speeding ticket...I have been driving up and down this hill pretty much the same way for 22 years and I get pulled over NOW?!?!?!?!?! WTF? I was, no shit, like 30 feet away from my house when I was pulled over. Fucking small town cops...gotta love 'em.
Then I found out my...
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First, I get a $206 speeding ticket...I have been driving up and down this hill pretty much the same way for 22 years and I get pulled over NOW?!?!?!?!?! WTF? I was, no shit, like 30 feet away from my house when I was pulled over. Fucking small town cops...gotta love 'em.
Then I found out my...
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Lol,when I was a kid, I thought the "Ohhhhh" at the end was because the guy who sucked all the orange color got sick and was sitting on the toliet...the "ohhh" seems to come from the wall and I thought there was a bathroom in there!
Am I fucked up or what?
Am I fucked up or what?
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riese:
HAHA! Awesome! I like the way you think!
Great News! Paper Crow magazine is going to publish three of my poems! I'm so happy!
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renna:
ahh! that's awesome!
congratulations!
congratulations!
niobe:
Hi. You changed your profile picture. 
And congrats!
And congrats!
LMMFAO!
I love this!
I love this!
tawainai:
LOL!! 
lucysky:
that video was funny! thanx
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toxic:
Have a great labor day weekend hun!
lucysky:
Well thank you for the kiss for my arm! hehehe Sorry I haven't stopped by and said hello in awhile, but things are super crazy! Hope all is well with you! 
Sorry I haven't stopped by and said hello in awhile, but things are super crazy! Hope all is well with you! I first saw this on MTV back in the early 90's. So glad I found it again, to this day I sometimes answer my friends by saying "Yesa, wha-tis eet?"
It's fucking funny but also creepy. I hope you all like it!
It's fucking funny but also creepy. I hope you all like it!
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user02840824:
Cool new profile pic! I really liked your dogs playing poker joke on Twitter. My mom has a print of it in her bedroon, and my grandma has dogs playing pool in her room. My late great aunt used to have a tavern with a huge black velvet print of dogs playing poker above the pool table, which I always thought was ironically funny.
Darn, I can't get your video to play on my Blackberry browser, now the curiousity is killing me!
Darn, I can't get your video to play on my Blackberry browser, now the curiousity is killing me!
silencia:
Huzzah!
Thank you for your comment on my latest contribution to Member Review. You rock!
xoxo
Thank you for your comment on my latest contribution to Member Review. You rock!
xoxo
It's way too hot to go walking today. I know it's not safe but I still feel like a lazy jack ass for not going,lol.
Follow me on Twitter! @Macvulpine
Follow me on Twitter! @Macvulpine
brightredscream:
It's way too hot to do anything 
toxic:
thank you, your so kind! I'm super excited and nervous and anxious all at the same time lol! Hope you had a great weekend!
thank you, your so kind! I'm super excited and nervous and anxious all at the same time lol! Hope you had a great weekend!Not too much new with me. I think I'm losing a lot of weight.
Follow me on Twitter! @Macvulpine
Follow me on Twitter! @Macvulpine
I've been eating a ton of apples and doing a lot of walking...I'm determined to lose a fuckload of weight!
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toxic:
High five! Apples are delicious! You know drinking lots of water helps too!
daisy:
Don't be scared of the laser surgery. It IS traumatic, but if a pansy like me can manage it, you can too. It's only like 30 minutes of awfulness.
Weight loss is exciting, something to really get stuck into. The more you see the results, the more you get motivated. It's cool. Go you.
Weight loss is exciting, something to really get stuck into. The more you see the results, the more you get motivated. It's cool. Go you.
Hi...I'm sorry I haven't been updating much lately. Just been worn out with nothing to say.
Miss you all!
Miss you all!
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sadista:
Thanks!
I get the feeling that Cameron may be one of those kids, when he starts school, and is very calmly and expertly testing his blood sugar, while the more immature kids scream and faint from the blood, while he suppresses a giggle.
When I was an art model, I used to use my joint hypermobility to tie myself into shapes most other models couldn't do; had a tendency to try fuck with the beginning art students, as well as the more advanced anatomical drawing students who had just had 2 weeks of human proportions and dimensions, right before getting stuck with the "anomaly model."
I just noticed that my lovely fellow Missourian, Taiwanai, mentioned folding paper cranes here. I still have the paperback copy I got in 1979 of Sadako and the Thousand Paper Cranes, when it was a Newberry Award Book in 4th grade. I'm sure I have folded well over a thousand in the past 30 years, I just don't have a clue where they all would be, and if some even survived since then.
Mom *says* she's better, but she has a tendency to hide or downplay stressful stuff around me, worried about me getting "over-emotional." *shrug*
Annastasia
Cops can be real dicks.
Diabetes runs in my family but I've never known anyone having it that young. I know he is not the coolest guy but the youngest Jonas Brother has diabetes and a lot of kids look up to him. Maybe three is too young to know who he is but if he watches The Disney Channel at all, chances are that he might. Here is a link to his diabetes website. It might help him to know that Nick Jonas deals with the same thing as him.