my friend/roommate (the one who DOES pay me on time) was just in the next room having sex.... for all of 1 minute! (from what I heard anyway)
since I've known him... for all of 7years, this is the first time I KNOW he got laid!!
he even had to ask me for condoms!
*update... 15 min later...*
round 2!
*update.. 5 min later*
female moaning begins!
*update...5 minutes later...*
he runs into bathroom puking! hahahah
yes... he is totally tanked!
(I really hope she's cute)
*update...5 minutes later*
done puking... back to fucking!! hahahah
since I've known him... for all of 7years, this is the first time I KNOW he got laid!!
he even had to ask me for condoms!
![ARRR!!!](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/pirate.9344b69ddfcd.gif)
![skull](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/skull.4242d54c7e24.gif)
![ARRR!!!](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/pirate.9344b69ddfcd.gif)
*update... 15 min later...*
round 2!
*update.. 5 min later*
female moaning begins!
*update...5 minutes later...*
he runs into bathroom puking! hahahah
yes... he is totally tanked!
(I really hope she's cute)
*update...5 minutes later*
done puking... back to fucking!! hahahah
mistakesmade:
Mwahahah thats awesome... I saw Forty YearOld Virgin last night tand after he starts to have sex the movie screen says "1 minute later" and he's all like Oh my god!! hahah it was funny ![smile](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/smile.0d0a8d99a741.gif)
![smile](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/smile.0d0a8d99a741.gif)