Okay what's up with the weather? Last week I could've gone to work in shorts and survived the little bit I have to be outside on my way between bus stops and whatnot, and this week it's -46 celsius below with wind chill and everything else, and I'm hopping through knee high snow falling on my ass.

I hate winter. Somebody buy me an army of blow dryer wielding 5 year olds to go melt everything.