Friday Jul 14, 2006

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I had a moment of comic Zen genius tonight... We went and saw Superman Returns in IMAX 3D. It was decent, although only the previews and 4 scenes were in 3D, which is a shame, the whole thing in 3D would have been pretty awesome... anyway, back to the genius.

***** DO NOT READ SPOILER IF YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW A MAJOR SUBPLOT TO SUPERMAN RETURNS ****

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So, turns out Lois has a son, and is "permanently engaged" to Cyclops (that Marsden guy). Hey, suprise suprise, apparently Cal-El and Lolo didn't use the kryptonite condom before he left the planet for five years, cause that toddler chucked a piano at a bad guy and IS IMMUNE to kryptonite. cool... but I digress from my absolute greatness.

Superman, toward the end, stares lovingly at the sleeping fruit of his Loins of Steel, whispering a dedication to the fact that his son will never be alone... at this point, I lean over to Almalthia, and paraphrase...






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.... You TOTALLY used to live in my balls! biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin

we both sat there holding back loud guffaws... laughed our asses off all the way home

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cureelise:
PFFFT u wish I use to live in your balls
lazuli:
OF course hands!!
anyway, I had a productive time at the meetings. the only problem is I wound up heading one project and being in one commitee both of which are for a non-profit organization. I mean yeah, it is good to help people and such, but so is getting a pay check... surreal but of course I'll do it and do it well! Thanks for the comments!

skull

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