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darke

Columbia, MO

Member Since 2005

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Wednesday Apr 12, 2006

Apr 12, 2006
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ganked from MotherTeresa

1. How tall are you barefoot?
6'2"

2. Have you ever smoked?
yep

3. Do you own a gun?
nope

4. Rehab?
hard knocks are my rehab

5. Do you get nervous before "meeting the parents"?
nope.

6. What do you think of hot dogs?
lips and assholes, I'll pass.

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
skim milk

9. Do you do push-ups?
only if I can't get to a bench press.

10. Have you ever done ecstasy?
yep

11. Are you vegan?
ha...ha....

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!



12. Do you like painkillers?
Most of them don't work on me.

13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
humor, sensitivity, humility, mad tantric sex skills and my huge cock biggrin

14. Do you own a knife?
several

15. Do you have ADD?
No, most things just aren't very interesting.

16. Birthday?
every year (IT'S ON THE PROFILE, jeez)

17. Top 3 thoughts at this exact moment:
1)survey
2)sex
3)pee

18. Name the last 3 things you have bought?
1)powerball ticket
2)gas
3)Advil

19. Name five drinks you regularly drink.
skim milk, water, sugar-free tropicana orangeade, cran-juice, diet cherry coke

20. What time did you wake up today?
5:00a

21. Current hair?
long, dark brown

22. Current worry?
the future

23. Current hate?
my boss

24. Favorite place to be?
snuggled w/ almalthia

25. Least favorite place to be?
work

26. Place you want to go?
away

27. Do you own slippers?
no

28. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years?
who knows what fate may allow another day?

29. Do you burn or tan?
burn, severely

30. Last thing you ate?
grits

31. Would you be a pirate?
I AM a pirate, ye scurvy cur... ARRR!!!

32. Last time you had a nightmare?
I don't remember... I'm not easily scared

33. What song do you sing in the shower?
I don't sing in the shower.

34. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
old age

35. What's in your pockets right now?
wallet, keys, butterfly knife, change, various bits of paper

36. Last thing that made you laugh?
leperous cunnilingus

37. Best bed sheets you had as a child?
Garfield

38. Worst injury you've ever had?
infection in my leg post-surgery that resulted in 2 months of downtime.

40. How many TVs do you have in your house?
2

41. Who is your loudest friend?
BJ

42. Who is your most silent friend?
Sean

43. Does someone have a crush on you?
Who doesn't?

45. What is your favorite book?
I have a lot of favorites.

46. What is your favorite candy?
sugar-free twizzlers (weak, I know.)

47. What song do/did you want played at your wedding? The Emporer's Theme from Star Wars. On kazoos. In retrospect, perhaps something else...

48. What song do you want played at your funeral?
Something people can dance to.

49. What were you doing 12AM last night?
snoring.

50. Do you like the pain associated with Tattoos?
mmmmm, sweet sweet endorphins.

51. What the fuck happened to Question 7, 39 and 44?!?
MotherTeresa could have answered them, but then she'd have to kill you.

VIEW 19 of 19 COMMENTS
vaux:
Ah, She's only a regret if .... well, maybe you got a point.

I just wish her whole situation wasn't so...fragile. God, it's like walking on glass, man.
Apr 16, 2006
salome:
Thanks so much for the sweet comment on my set!
Apr 18, 2006

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