well yesterday and today were by far the most interesting because ive been workin the dtc (1st and santa clara). it has the highest concentration of homeless mentally disturbed people in the south bay. down there crazy people are called 'squirls' and the dtc is called the 'squirl nest'. the gross mexicans who look for work and make cat calls at the women are known as "flies". i swear in the last two days ive seen some of the fuckin weirdest shit ever. we have people who talk to themselves....then get mad and argue with themselves......we have people who bark like dogs.....people smoke crack out front......you should see what happens to someone who drinks a forty of old-e and takes lithium, its something else running around like a coked up hamster......we got a guy who looks just like the crack head from the dave chapelle show only about 20yrs older but he has the high pitched mike tyson voice, he loves to say motherfucker.....--->"hey motherfucker you spilled motherfucking coffee on my fuckin shoes mother fucker, yeah fuck you motherfuckin bitch, bitch ass motherfucker (the response from the other bum) shut up man your a fuckin bum and you smell like shit, fuck your shoes bitch.......at this point im usually laughing so hard im crying, this goes on until i step outside and yell "hey shut the fuck up THE BOTH OF YOU". then i go back inside and drink my red bull (coffee is bad for you).....this goes on for hours
michellefatale:
For your information, I argue with myself on a regular basis and I also make cat calls at chicks. Do I get put into a neat generalization?