Today's year 2018, 3rd planet from Sun, Milky Way galaxy, a convetionally pretty female human being with unnatural hair color is bored of just walking the street full of typical domiciles of working class areas, so it decides to take out it's powerful pocket computer with instant access to all data available wordlwide and document it's facial expression, which corresponds to a "kiss" and has proven to small cause endorphin splash to other human beings who will see that. By doing so, this creature tries to access brains of other creatures connected to their devices through suicidegirls.com web portal and improve their subjective perception of current moment.
Cheers! - writes it in the post and hopes @missy or @rambo will find it's piece of writing interesting.
The most fascinating outcome of these actions is the growth of entropy caused by them, pushing the world a little bit forward in its travel to inevitable chaos and heat death of the universe.