danov

Anybody complaining that they are single on this day will get a can of shut the fuck up direct from me.
Get it in your head that today is a way for you to tell that girl/boy/piece of furniture you are enamoured with that you like them without any problems. It's all anonymous. It's flattering to them and you get to let it off your chest.
And on that note, I would like to say that all of my men should get a card from me, but for various reasons that won't happen. I love you all anyway.

*Taken from my LJ*