Top 5 Reasons Why Dano Is Awesome
5. I am a master of the English language. I knows the difference between "there", "their", and "they're", recognizes that "i" comes before "e" except after "c", and has an in depth knowledge of punctuations.
4. I can throw a football a quarter-of-a-mile, and once saved a burning baby from a building.
3. I never lie. I always tells some version of the truth.
2. I have not now or ever been a member of communist party. However, there was that night when I drank his weight in Bacardi Rum, and blacked out for about six hours. In that time span, I could have joined any number of para-military outfits, with a socialist agenda. Personally, I like to think that I became Tyler Durden, and became Jack's smirking revenge.
1. I am the humblest person I know.
(This all a desperate attempt to keep my head above the waters of the depression sea that surrounds me)
5. I am a master of the English language. I knows the difference between "there", "their", and "they're", recognizes that "i" comes before "e" except after "c", and has an in depth knowledge of punctuations.
4. I can throw a football a quarter-of-a-mile, and once saved a burning baby from a building.
3. I never lie. I always tells some version of the truth.
2. I have not now or ever been a member of communist party. However, there was that night when I drank his weight in Bacardi Rum, and blacked out for about six hours. In that time span, I could have joined any number of para-military outfits, with a socialist agenda. Personally, I like to think that I became Tyler Durden, and became Jack's smirking revenge.
1. I am the humblest person I know.
(This all a desperate attempt to keep my head above the waters of the depression sea that surrounds me)
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You forgot a couple:
5) You look awesome in eyeliner
4) You work with computers and you're not socially inept (very important!)
3) You know how to take care of yourself and not let yourself slump down any further than you should
2) You have terrific taste in art in that you love Monet (he is so cool)
1) You're you and that's the best.