Something just is not right between me and the animal kingdom. In the past two days I have been attacked by animals in a relentless fashsion. At night, I've been getting chewed up by some kind of creature, and it itches so bad that I wake up (and can't go back to sleep). The other day while walking down the street, a bird attacked me. At first, I thought some one had tapped my shoulder, but no, it was a bird. It kept dive bombing at me trying to peck my eyes out or something. Then there was the kamakazi nat that flew into my eye. I had to skwish it in between my eyelid and eyeball. I felt it skwirm and move further into my eyesocket, so I had to kill it and take it out in pieces. My eye still red.
May be it is not all animals, just winged ones. Either way, I am keeping an eye out for crazy looking sparrows.
May be it is not all animals, just winged ones. Either way, I am keeping an eye out for crazy looking sparrows.
ssnowite:
that shit is fucking hilarious!!! I got eaten alive by mosquitoes yesterday and one bit my ring finger, and now my engagement ring wont fit over my fat ass swollen knuckle.