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-Dano is a street wise cop that plays by his own rules. He grew up on the gritty streets of Los Angeles.
-Rodney is Dano's book smart partner that does it by the book.
-Captain Mendoza sees Dano as a young version of himself, but now he sits behind the desk, and does not like to clean up messed maid by his force.
<enter scene>
Dano is walking to his desk which is right past the Captain's office. As he is walking past the Captain's office, he notices the Captain peep through the blinds.
- Captain Mendoza: DANO! GET IN HERE!
Dano walks into the office just after the Captain opens the door for him. Dano proceeds to sit in a relaxed manner as he crosses his legs, very nonchalantly. The Captain slams the door behind him.
- Captain Mendoza: YOU REALLY DID IT THIS TIME DANO!
- Dano: Are you talking about the "Ramon Ramirez" case.
- Captain Mendoza: YOU'RE GOD DAMN RIGHT I'M TALKING ABOUT THE RAMIREZ CASE. WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO SAY FOR YOURSELF?
- Dano: Hey, that old lady shouldn't have mouthed off like that, and as for those cars, they were already flipped over when I got there.
- Captain Mendoza: I GIVE A SHIT!!! WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING SCHOOL BUS FILLED WITH RETARDED TEENAGE NUNS?
- Dano: Oh...Well I can explain that. What had happen was...
- Captain Mendoza: I'M TIERED OF THE EXCUSES. I GOT THE GOD DAMN COMMISSIONER ALL OVER MY ASS, AND NOT TO MENTION THE D.A. AND THE GOD DAMN MAYOR. NOT TO MENTION I.A. IS LOOKING INTO YOUR ASS.
- Dano: Hey Chief! I am really close to breaking this case wide open...
- Captain Mendoza: I'VE HAD IT. The pope is going to be in town this week, and I want you no where near this. YOU'RE ON SUSPENSION AS OF RIGHT NOW. NOW GIMME YOU BADGE AND YOU GUN.
Dano reluctantly hands over his gun and badge.
- Captain Mendoza: Alright, now give me the other gun.
Dano pulls another gun from his pants-leg-holster.
- Dano: I know the pope is involved and I am going to prove it!
- Captain Mendoza: GOD DAMN IT DANO, I TOLD YOU, I WANT YOU NO WHERE NEAR THIS ONE. YOU'RE OFF THE CASE, AND IF I EVEN HEAR THAT YOU FART IN THE POPE'S DIRECTION, I AM GOING TO SEE IT PERSONALLY THAT YOU GET KICKED OFF THE GODAMN FORCE!
-Dano is a street wise cop that plays by his own rules. He grew up on the gritty streets of Los Angeles.
-Rodney is Dano's book smart partner that does it by the book.
-Captain Mendoza sees Dano as a young version of himself, but now he sits behind the desk, and does not like to clean up messed maid by his force.
<enter scene>
Dano is walking to his desk which is right past the Captain's office. As he is walking past the Captain's office, he notices the Captain peep through the blinds.
- Captain Mendoza: DANO! GET IN HERE!
Dano walks into the office just after the Captain opens the door for him. Dano proceeds to sit in a relaxed manner as he crosses his legs, very nonchalantly. The Captain slams the door behind him.
- Captain Mendoza: YOU REALLY DID IT THIS TIME DANO!
- Dano: Are you talking about the "Ramon Ramirez" case.
- Captain Mendoza: YOU'RE GOD DAMN RIGHT I'M TALKING ABOUT THE RAMIREZ CASE. WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO SAY FOR YOURSELF?
- Dano: Hey, that old lady shouldn't have mouthed off like that, and as for those cars, they were already flipped over when I got there.
- Captain Mendoza: I GIVE A SHIT!!! WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING SCHOOL BUS FILLED WITH RETARDED TEENAGE NUNS?
- Dano: Oh...Well I can explain that. What had happen was...
- Captain Mendoza: I'M TIERED OF THE EXCUSES. I GOT THE GOD DAMN COMMISSIONER ALL OVER MY ASS, AND NOT TO MENTION THE D.A. AND THE GOD DAMN MAYOR. NOT TO MENTION I.A. IS LOOKING INTO YOUR ASS.
- Dano: Hey Chief! I am really close to breaking this case wide open...
- Captain Mendoza: I'VE HAD IT. The pope is going to be in town this week, and I want you no where near this. YOU'RE ON SUSPENSION AS OF RIGHT NOW. NOW GIMME YOU BADGE AND YOU GUN.
Dano reluctantly hands over his gun and badge.
- Captain Mendoza: Alright, now give me the other gun.
Dano pulls another gun from his pants-leg-holster.
- Dano: I know the pope is involved and I am going to prove it!
- Captain Mendoza: GOD DAMN IT DANO, I TOLD YOU, I WANT YOU NO WHERE NEAR THIS ONE. YOU'RE OFF THE CASE, AND IF I EVEN HEAR THAT YOU FART IN THE POPE'S DIRECTION, I AM GOING TO SEE IT PERSONALLY THAT YOU GET KICKED OFF THE GODAMN FORCE!
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