dano_banano

Im such a newbie. Luckily, I have yet to make a fool of myself. I now need to attend an event in my area, but how? I almost went to the Derby last night, where they had a burlesque showing. I will, however, eat pancakes for sure this saturday. blah blah blah.

The sun is out bitches. I can now take pictures and shit. Tomorrow, I shall post an album about my nieghborhood. It shall be Krunk.

yadah yadah yadah.

I made a friend today and got accepted into a private group.
*wipe cresting tear from eye*
So tonight I shall celebrate.

so on and so on.

I had many great ideas for my post today. Then when it came time to write them, I choked. I must have performance anxiety or something.


*two minutes pass*

note to self:
next time write about scientology, that brazilian girl from the train, and that one time you fucked dead squirrel.