dano_banano

Life would be easier if I were gay. I would be free from all my insecurities that women instill in me. But no! I had to be a vagina lover. Curses!
My sex life would greatly improve too. I would be banging dudes left and right. I would be like a humping machine. No oriface would be safe.
Try as I might, I will never be gay. I will just have to get used to being conrtolled and manipulated by women, and their sweet, sweet bussom.
AHHH, but I can still dream of being gay, life would be so great.