Myopic Cat Drives Car to Local Bank, Ends in Disaster!!!
It was a horrible scene today at the 67th national bank in Fellatio Arkansas, as a myopic cat drove its hummer into the eastern wall of the bank. its inbred owner could not be reached for comment. A local witness was quoted as saying. "holy s*^% that m*&#$@% F(#@!&$ cat just drove its hummer through the bank wall, so I'm gonna go get some peeps and a hotdog, praise jesus! Mr. Whisperton McWhisker's the alleged driver of the car registered a 3.74 on the breathalizer crazy beyond fatal levels, stating the fact that he was turned down for a whiska's commercial as the reason for his intoxication. When asked for further comment he simply pointed to his lack of gonads and asked, quote "how would you feel?"
It was a horrible scene today at the 67th national bank in Fellatio Arkansas, as a myopic cat drove its hummer into the eastern wall of the bank. its inbred owner could not be reached for comment. A local witness was quoted as saying. "holy s*^% that m*&#$@% F(#@!&$ cat just drove its hummer through the bank wall, so I'm gonna go get some peeps and a hotdog, praise jesus! Mr. Whisperton McWhisker's the alleged driver of the car registered a 3.74 on the breathalizer crazy beyond fatal levels, stating the fact that he was turned down for a whiska's commercial as the reason for his intoxication. When asked for further comment he simply pointed to his lack of gonads and asked, quote "how would you feel?"
amandaz:
friggin weird-o
danmiller:
thanks