Hey if you find a coconut on the beaches of lake erie in the middle of winter surrounded by dead frozen fish you shouldnt crack it open. beacuse if you do you get covered in the milk of vile putrid rotten anal baby spawn, and even if you wash 30 katrillion times youre still gonna smell it, you have to use bleach, of course im not speaking from experience, it was my uh friend who did it seriously.
amandaz:
Did it eat through your shoes?