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Madness in Alabama, as a leprachaun tries to vote!!
Current mood: Table and capricious
Category: Blogging


beware if you are alone in the suburbs of mobile alabama as you may be bruttally accosted by a rabid color blind leprechaun. but if you run into a crazy homeless crack head in body armor fret not, he has an ancient leprechaun flute handed down by his grandfather...
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Myopic Cat Drives Car to Local Bank, Ends in Disaster!!!

It was a horrible scene today at the 67th national bank in Fellatio Arkansas, as a myopic cat drove its hummer into the eastern wall of the bank. its inbred owner could not be reached for comment. A local witness was quoted as saying. "holy s*^% that m*&#$@% F(#@!&$ cat just drove its hummer through...
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Zombie Penguins vs Sir David Hasselhoff who would win?

hey you know whats fucking sweet? finding out you might go to jail for a crime you didnt commit. you just have tattooes and look like a scumbag so you must be guilty. fuck the "justice" system.

go see the fuckin CSU art show or santa clause will come and rape your dogs or cats. maybe he'll only kidnap grandma and take suggestive photos of her nether regions.

Update
i got called an ignorant amoral heathen by a guy in my philosophy class whom i later found out is on parole for rape an murder.
all i have to say is.
AMAZING...
evidently those things are A OK if you believe in the fairy tale that is god, but atheism is just anathema!

tomorrow is the fucking greatest day of the year and if i do this right i'll add five pounds of scar tissue to my liver and throw up on some jocks on the train.

so its been a while since i updated this vile electronic sickness, i think i can still smell that wretched cocnut milk on my soul, and the whole turning into the hulk thing hasnt produced many good results in fact i think it gave me hemmoroids from the strain. maybe i should try the whole gamma radiation thing. i think im just gonna cut off...
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Hey if you find a coconut on the beaches of lake erie in the middle of winter surrounded by dead frozen fish you shouldnt crack it open. beacuse if you do you get covered in the milk of vile putrid rotten anal baby spawn, and even if you wash 30 katrillion times youre still gonna smell it, you have to use bleach, of course im...
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