dankmafia

So yeah i spent my Weekend hunting down this little asian gangsta fucker who tired to Jack Move one of my Pirate Crew Wenches so me and my friends Dirty deed N8 and Scurvey Gary had to go and put the crack down on this Chinese Mafia wanna be fucker he took 600 bucks which is a lot to a girl who only makes a grand a week so we had to help her out in the name of good Pirating cause anything else would just be Uncivilised YAAHARGHHH BITCHES
WHEREs my Johnnie Walker at now