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So, the other day, I was in my room. One of the bulbs in my ceiling light started flickering like mad. It was pissing me off, so I just turned off the light. The next day, I turned the light on, and everything was fine. Until a few hours later, it started flickering again. Again, I got pissed off and flipped the switch. I figured...
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I threw up 6 times throughout the night. 6!

Every bone and muscle in my body hurts from the convulsions.

I can't even sip water without puking.

I've been throwing up all day because I ate a bad burrito last night. This is the first time anything like this has every happened to me, and I'm fucking disappointed. If I can't eat a burrito without hurling, what CAN I do? Is nothing sacred? This is total bullshit.



And to make matters worse, Deal Or No Deal is only going to be on...
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Four years ago, I graduated high school. I've been going to community college since then. I've switched majors three times, and this semester I failed 4 out of 5 classes. The one I passed is jazz band, so that's even more pathetic. One of my ex-bandmates, who graduated high school the same year as I did, is graduating from UC Davis this semester with a...
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I broke my arm at a rock show last night.

That's pretty fucking depressing.

One of these days I'm going to send in a postcard to Postsecret. Just you watch. But you won't know which one's mine, because they're all secrets. It's such a wonderful thing.

My arm hurts.

Hi, I'm Hunter. I'm new. I have nothing else to say.