danklopfenwong

So it's a new year. I have a few resolutions. First, I'd like to pay off my credit card. Next, I'd like to have $5000 in my savings account. Finally, I'd like to get more active with the ladies. It's been nearly 2 years since I broke up with Molly, and I haven't had anything close to a love life since then. No dates, no hooking up, nothing. It's time my dry spell ends.

Also - I plan to become famous.