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olsen:
You're in luck if you hurry. I'm willing to marry anyone who will use his citizenship to vote for not-Bush! Oh, and since you're winning the lottery, you can be my sugar daddy too!
olsen:
In the conventional (you getting laid) sense, I'm gonna be a pretty bad wife too. But I'm willing to keep you happy telling tales of dike-ish exploits. 
