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I'm Addicted to E

I watched the Ben and Matt True Hollywood Story tonight, Johnny Depp's on Tuesday, and I must have seen about 15 episodes of Celebrities Uncensored. Things were okay when this channel was only available at my parents' place in Invercargill, but now it's in my damn living room. I think I might just go insane.

Do Animals and Insects Do Drugs?

Tonight I'm gonna burn it right through to morning, so I can get some new songs finished for band practice at 12:30. It'll also help me get my sleeping patterns back to normal. I'm waking up naturally at around 5pm, and I'd like to stop that. So I'll write some songs, peruse the internet, hit the supermarket and smoke until band practice. After that it's one hour of POLS230, then seeing how long it takes until I just pass out. Sleep is so good.

Classic White With Gold

I just got ordained (online) as a minister of the Universal Life Church. I can't decide whether I should buy the ordination certificate, or the "Minister Basic Pack," which contains the certificate, a badge, a wallet ID and more fun. If I have time I might start on the screenplay for my short film project tonight.

Late Addition: One Ape Costume

Okay, I just came up with a plot for my short film. You have to read this in a movie trailer voice:

In a future ruled by apes, one clown must travel through hell to save his wife. This summer, Jack Nicholson is [CLOWN NAME] the clown. Can one clown take on an empire of apes to save the woman he loves? Retardadated Films Presents a Retardated Production of a Retardated Film: BY THESE MY TEARS.