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Sunday Jun 29, 2008

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***UPDATE***

My boys are feeling better. Just FYI.

***End UPDATE***


I think I have broken my right testicle. Seriously.

It fucking hurts. I have been walking around for two days now with a dull fucking ache in my berries, and I have no idea how this happened. No it's not blue balls, and it can't be from some rough humping, since there ain't been a whole lot of that going on lately, sadly.

It sucks. It's not absolute horrific pain, but more like that ten second later pain when someone flicks you right in the grapes. Guys you know what I mean.

And I don't want to go the to the doc, especially during pre-deployment training, and say I broke one of me boys and don't know how. Thats just weird to explain to people. So I am pretty much a cranky SOB until this A) goes away on it's own, or B) I douible over on the floor crying, then pass out.

Thanks for listening.

ARRR!!!
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
perpetualbubble:
it was a fun time. thanks for coming!
Jul 4, 2008
supahaole:
I don't even know how to react to that.
Ummmm.....ice it? Find a nice girl to massage it for you?
Jul 4, 2008

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