danger_nun

Well in the words of that comic book bloke, this is shaping up to be the worst day ever.

On the way to work these two wankers were trying to turn at an intersection. one was turning left, the other right. they slammed into each other right in front of me. Not really sure how i avoided hitting them. So the coppers show up and one asks me that very question. I told him i was English, and that on most days i have to concentrate on not driving on the left side of the road. The copper looks at me strangely and asks "why would you want to do that?" "because we drive on the left side of the road in the UK" "now i thought you said you were English" "uhmmm, England IS part of the UK" "ok then"

Not sure what they pay coppers in the US but that one was getting way to much.

So then i get to work and right off I get a call that a bloke in accounting was having problems with his monitor. I go to check it out and find that the bottom half of the screen totally fucked. It seems the screen was dirty, and so he decided to clean it with Windex....a lot of Windex...on an LCD monitor . He wouldn't have done anymore damage if he had pulled out his willy and wanked on it.....or maybe he did, which is why he needed to clean it up.

Then i get another call that someone spilled their half caff lattie on their computer and that it was smoking and making weird sounds

BLOODY HELL this shite is supposed to happen on Mondays.