I recently pulled this from a fortune cookie at a Chinese restaurant:
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sydfloyd:
Hmmm. That's kinda cool. Did you feel ripped off though? Lately I've been getting some fortunes that are pretty spot-on. It's wierd.
remi:
Best fortune ever! lol. If ppl were looking at me like I can imagine you would look at me, I wouldn't be upset about it. 
They seriously stare at me like I'm from outer space or something. And now I have that stupid Katy Perry Extra Terrestrial song stuck in my head. Of for fuck sake. lol Seriously though...best fortune ever....
They seriously stare at me like I'm from outer space or something. And now I have that stupid Katy Perry Extra Terrestrial song stuck in my head. Of for fuck sake. lol Seriously though...best fortune ever....