open letter to my company
dear suckers... i hate you all... without me none of you would exist. I may be arrogant but ask around it's true... you need me more than I need YOU.
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wow I love my job right now... nothing planned for this weekend. expect a wealth of postings...
I took your suggestion about the 18 yr old (and the 26 yr old for that matter) .... both of you. Why do I attract the virgins??? and even more so, why are they so willing to let me take it... I feel gross. I need a shower and a girl who has had sex with more than 1 person (ideally not me)
i love you like cupcakes.
dan
dear suckers... i hate you all... without me none of you would exist. I may be arrogant but ask around it's true... you need me more than I need YOU.
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wow I love my job right now... nothing planned for this weekend. expect a wealth of postings...
I took your suggestion about the 18 yr old (and the 26 yr old for that matter) .... both of you. Why do I attract the virgins??? and even more so, why are they so willing to let me take it... I feel gross. I need a shower and a girl who has had sex with more than 1 person (ideally not me)
i love you like cupcakes.
dan