danatindiego

I saw this amazing rendezoux with a chow and a little weiner dog this weekend.

the little dog just toyed with the chow... walk ten feet then stop...fuck a little... then walk down the street some more.

I guess it's sort of like people? some little girls (typically the ones that go WOOOOOOOOOO. alot) like the big cheesy Chads with no neck and arms bigger than my waist. And they just string them along in crap bars like coyote ugly or hooters grab their nuts...then walk off... and do it again over and over again. That weiner dog was a cocktease.

My car got broken into last night...
I probably didn't hear it because I took half a bottle of Tylenol... The worst part was I had woke up this morning planning on getting rid of my car this week. Now i have to get the windows (yeah plural) replaced.

whatever.

I'm sitting in my mom's house (she's "worried" and wanted me to come visit) with internet access off one of her moronic neighbors who didn't set up their firewall correctly. (Ok, I'm a nerd I get it! but my one time life as an internet dork has paid off greatly)

I don't think it gets any worse than it is right now. Hopefully nobody is pregnant with my love child. hehe

xoxo
dan