OH MAN... I had a pretty awesome weekend.
Friday... early show... Then Sushi and had way too much sake. Lipgloss... Wendy came down. I was really wasted and should not have drove home.
Saturday... Elitches for Elaine's birthday. At some many turkey corndogs that I might still explode. Fucked up my shoulder riding this damn wooden rollercoaster like 7 times.
There was a cheerleader expo...
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Friday... early show... Then Sushi and had way too much sake. Lipgloss... Wendy came down. I was really wasted and should not have drove home.
Saturday... Elitches for Elaine's birthday. At some many turkey corndogs that I might still explode. Fucked up my shoulder riding this damn wooden rollercoaster like 7 times.
There was a cheerleader expo...
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sk8ernco:
Thats where I found her I think it was moose or some shit. Kinda freaked me out. So she is done. Danny is something else. Ya and thanks for saying bye, there was lots of testostrone there but it was fun. We will kick his ass if he comes near those girls.
don't be mad/sad/angry/emo just know that I still love you. 
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I've been in the doctor's office for almost two days straight. The thought of having cancer at 23 scares the shit out of me. They have no...
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I've been in the doctor's office for almost two days straight. The thought of having cancer at 23 scares the shit out of me. They have no...
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I played dodgeball all evening. I pictured all of the people who piss me off right now... specifically mollie. Then I threw the ball as hard as I could. I hit one guy in the face so hard his glasses came off... instead of asking if he was ok I just laughed hysterically and kept throwing the ball at him.
Today my arms hurt like...
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Today my arms hurt like...
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sk8ernco:
Ya I heard about the cool kid that kicked the balls over the fence. I think I am going next week. See now you know how my legs feel bitch. Dan is your crush on me its ok you can tell me.
Jager is a good and bad thing.
labor day is suppose to signify the end of summer or something? Fuck well I'm in my office because I have way too much shit to do before the hot iqs CD release and the launch of my new company.
I need to figure everything out...
I want a piece of watermelon, some BBQ chips, possibly a turkey...
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labor day is suppose to signify the end of summer or something? Fuck well I'm in my office because I have way too much shit to do before the hot iqs CD release and the launch of my new company.
I need to figure everything out...
I want a piece of watermelon, some BBQ chips, possibly a turkey...
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eli:
i have it on VHS
sk8ernco:
Smiley's is an adventure in its self not only can you do your laundry there but you can also buy crack. And Thrashin is way better than Gleaming the Cube.
an eye opening feeling and much, much more.
so I've been taking total pity on myself for about two weeks now. well today I think something really opened my eyes.
I went down to my mom's house to pick up some mail thatwas sent to her on accident and I met my little brother's friend Ian. (I have a 10 yr old brother...little known fact)...
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so I've been taking total pity on myself for about two weeks now. well today I think something really opened my eyes.
I went down to my mom's house to pick up some mail thatwas sent to her on accident and I met my little brother's friend Ian. (I have a 10 yr old brother...little known fact)...
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tegan:
its not working still
did call in tech support, i think its just because its new and they are finishing some sort of work or something.
i duno.
thanks though sugar.
whats goin on?
did call in tech support, i think its just because its new and they are finishing some sort of work or something.
i duno.
thanks though sugar.
whats goin on?
tegan:
ohyeah
i told the suicidegirls to come say hi to you.
hehehe.
i told the suicidegirls to come say hi to you.
hehehe.
ok the quick and dirty.
too much booze... too many 14 yr olds at fear before the march of flames.
I hate women... except a select few who are super awesome and listen to my bitching...
I think i need a nap.
too much booze... too many 14 yr olds at fear before the march of flames.
I hate women... except a select few who are super awesome and listen to my bitching...
I think i need a nap.
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malloreigh:
oh man... garlic bread is heavenly. mmm. *drool*
canada is rocking! all the girls in canada have to make up for the cold temperatures by being really, really hot. at least, that's the answer i usually give...
canada is rocking! all the girls in canada have to make up for the cold temperatures by being really, really hot. at least, that's the answer i usually give...
sk8ernco:
Dan I feel so lucky to be your friend. I thought you liked 14 yr olds. We will drink more booze tonight.
I'm feeling fairly content again... life could be worse.
LAST NIGHT...
MOLLIE BROKE MY HEART AGAIN. So in honor of that I started drinking... I know it's not the best idea but lets recap.
- I made a new invention "the 2 liter"
- Liter of Strawberry Vodka
- Liter of Sprite
So I slammed that...
-- 4 jager shots
-- two vodka tonics
-- A shot of something else
later... I walked home....
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MOLLIE BROKE MY HEART AGAIN. So in honor of that I started drinking... I know it's not the best idea but lets recap.
- I made a new invention "the 2 liter"
- Liter of Strawberry Vodka
- Liter of Sprite
So I slammed that...
-- 4 jager shots
-- two vodka tonics
-- A shot of something else
later... I walked home....
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sk8ernco:
I looked for you when I left to give you a ride but no Dan.
I HATE WOMEN... THE CONSTANT TORMENT OF MY BROKEN HEART IS SOOOO LAME.
FUCK THAT IS EMO.
I need a drink
FUCK THAT IS EMO.
I need a drink
tegan:
hi.
OK OK OK... life is good again. Super happy.
I have an underage stalker. That makes me smile. I cut my hair. that too makes me smile.
I need to plan my weekend. I'm thinking vintage labor day... BBQ and waterslides.
xoxox
I have an underage stalker. That makes me smile. I cut my hair. that too makes me smile.
I need to plan my weekend. I'm thinking vintage labor day... BBQ and waterslides.
xoxox
I saw this amazing rendezoux with a chow and a little weiner dog this weekend.
the little dog just toyed with the chow... walk ten feet then stop...fuck a little... then walk down the street some more.
I guess it's sort of like people? some little girls (typically the ones that go WOOOOOOOOOO. alot) like the big cheesy Chads with no neck and arms bigger...
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the little dog just toyed with the chow... walk ten feet then stop...fuck a little... then walk down the street some more.
I guess it's sort of like people? some little girls (typically the ones that go WOOOOOOOOOO. alot) like the big cheesy Chads with no neck and arms bigger...
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sk8ernco:
Fuck you only if you're gental. Dan you fuckin rock
Fuck you only if you're gental. Dan you fuckin rock
My life seems to be in a weird place. I hate talking about it with anyone. All of my friends are intruding and won't leave me alone.
Doesn't anyone get it anymore? Sometimes leaving people alone is the only route maybe I should move into the mountains and become a hermit. Maybe I'll score with the ski bunnies during peak season haha.
I think tegan...
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Doesn't anyone get it anymore? Sometimes leaving people alone is the only route maybe I should move into the mountains and become a hermit. Maybe I'll score with the ski bunnies during peak season haha.
I think tegan...
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sk8ernco:
Hey I heard there is some hot yeti (however you spell it) chicks up there. I will get you that so your life will be complete. You better know what I mean by the barking bitch.