if any of you remember a couple weeks ago when i was bitching about gay people being hot for me, heres incontrovertable evidence that im the ring-a-ling to the gay mans ding-a-ling.
i was doing some grocery shopping for my mom on christmas eve when i recieve a text message from the guy who wanted to put me in the "Mr. Global" male beauty pageant. The message reads as follows:
"dont be scared if a fat man in a red suit puts you in his sack. i told him youre all i want for xmas! spending it white in new york. i love you"
this guy has seen me in person a total of one time and weve talked on the phone twice for no longer than 15 minutes and now hes confessing his love for me through a text message. i promptly reply:
"im glad you feel so strongly about me but id appreciate it if you didnt try to contact me anymore. youre fucking creepy. bye"
all week ive been dreading him comming into work so he can make a big scene and shit, but i havent heard a peep out of him since. so i think im in the clear. if something does happen ill keep you posted on all the gory details.
on a brighter note yesterday i chatted with a cute girl that works at the hair salon near my store and her roommate/coworker over pizza. one of her other friends came in to buy an ipod and i asked if she was seeing someone. he said negative so i think that means i have a shot. if only i had asked for her phone number differently (note to self: never say. "can i have your number so i can stalk you and shit" to a girl you might like to date)
i was doing some grocery shopping for my mom on christmas eve when i recieve a text message from the guy who wanted to put me in the "Mr. Global" male beauty pageant. The message reads as follows:
"dont be scared if a fat man in a red suit puts you in his sack. i told him youre all i want for xmas! spending it white in new york. i love you"
this guy has seen me in person a total of one time and weve talked on the phone twice for no longer than 15 minutes and now hes confessing his love for me through a text message. i promptly reply:
"im glad you feel so strongly about me but id appreciate it if you didnt try to contact me anymore. youre fucking creepy. bye"
all week ive been dreading him comming into work so he can make a big scene and shit, but i havent heard a peep out of him since. so i think im in the clear. if something does happen ill keep you posted on all the gory details.
on a brighter note yesterday i chatted with a cute girl that works at the hair salon near my store and her roommate/coworker over pizza. one of her other friends came in to buy an ipod and i asked if she was seeing someone. he said negative so i think that means i have a shot. if only i had asked for her phone number differently (note to self: never say. "can i have your number so i can stalk you and shit" to a girl you might like to date)
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No. it's best to nip it in the bud. That, I want to stalk you...can I get your number rutine can actually work if she'd got a cool sence of homour about who you are.
I suggest a mutual conversation about something like film or events and suggest going to one. Ergo...you need her number so you can hook up.
Simple really.....