dan_aka_napoleon:
how many of us have them?
So a couple weeks ago at work i help a guy and his family out with some iPods. I mention something about japan and he invites me to compete in a mens beauty pageant. we exchange numbers and he calls me a few nights later. He asks some questions about my interests and where im from, what my waist size is...
Today, he calls me...
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koala:
"Baby rolling thing"...hmmm...I'm sorry, but I have no idea what you are talking about 
. Please refresh my memory! 
P.S. I'll invite you the next time I throw a party. girl scouts honor!
. Please refresh my memory!
P.S. I'll invite you the next time I throw a party. girl scouts honor!
koala:
Ohhh! I gotcha. Of course we can roll around and make a baby! Just state a time and a place lol.
lol.i weigh 175lbs now (from 190 in oct)
ladies, proceed to form a single file line. one at a time please.
i dont know how to do spoilers so ill type backwards
(fi i teg a latigid aremac i kniht ll'i eb gnitoohs na BS tes)
give me another month or so though
ladies, proceed to form a single file line. one at a time please.
i dont know how to do spoilers so ill type backwards
(fi i teg a latigid aremac i kniht ll'i eb gnitoohs na BS tes)
give me another month or so though
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c230k78:
You should *totally* do a SB set!!
nefaria:
loved you at the screwage...do me the honor of being my wife?
Show Calendar:
12/2-Japanther, Mae Shi
12/8-Ditty Bops
12/16-Aquabats or English Work Standard, Gaydarr Missle Crisis
12/18-Hella, Mae Shi
12/30-English Work Standard?
other shows of note that i cant go to:
12/1-Bad Credit, Digital Unicorn, Gogo13, Moon Monkeys
12/3-MF Doom
12/7-Propaghandi
12/13-14-Xiu Xiu
12/2-Japanther, Mae Shi
12/8-Ditty Bops
12/16-Aquabats or English Work Standard, Gaydarr Missle Crisis
12/18-Hella, Mae Shi
12/30-English Work Standard?
other shows of note that i cant go to:
12/1-Bad Credit, Digital Unicorn, Gogo13, Moon Monkeys
12/3-MF Doom
12/7-Propaghandi
12/13-14-Xiu Xiu
add10000xxx:
A. I wish I was going to that aquabats show. I was supposed to go for skratch, but they filled it like right before me.
B. When and where is that MF Doom show?
B. When and where is that MF Doom show?
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girthy:
Senoir Eight-bit, how's it goin'?
Haven't talked to ya in a while.
Just seeing if you're still alive...
Haven't talked to ya in a while.
Just seeing if you're still alive...
girthy:
how funny would that be if that actually happend, I just roll in there all like 400 lbs and shit.
Then I would really BE the Girthman!
Then I would really BE the Girthman!
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fight_to_live:
youre awful. f-you. i'll kick you in the ding-a-ling.
looooooooove youuuuuuu.
looooooooove youuuuuuu.
girthy:
Hey dude, what's happening.
Pocky is the shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. (that should be read in a false setto 80's butt rock voice)
Pocky is the shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. (that should be read in a false setto 80's butt rock voice)
i start at the apple store on monday! im getting paid $9 an hour to be a total geek with hardcore kids! fuckin' right!
add10000xxx:
HAHA I get paid 10 bucks an hour to sit around and play music!!! Im an Apple campus Rep, Booya!
just got back from x and boy are my arms tired. (more like my entire body) lotsa bros lotsa kids who thought they were way too punk and awesome to not shove each other and act like dicks. the highlight of the evening was as follows.
im dancing around like a jerkoff as usual yet still minding my business when someone shoves me for no...
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gangstaswan:
You're just dealing with all the wrong ones. Sadly, I seem to have a shortage of single female friends so I can't really help you out.
fight_to_live:
they probably just started attacking because you "pushed" her back. they were probably drunk
so i tried to ask out a random girl i saw at the mall. i figured i didnt have anything to lose except looking like a total nutcase in front of a total stranger. she was chatting with some friends and when they got up to leave i said, "excuse me, this is kindof an awkward thing to ask but i think youre really cute...
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unravled:
Aww, cute!
gangstaswan:
Hehe,maybe you should work on your approach. I'd be freaked out but only because I'm skeptical and don't trust any one.
Kudos for trying though!
Kudos for trying though!
weekend update crackers!
1. saw against me at amoeba for free and didnt get to hang around for the dance party
2. Bought a George Michael shirt that later got me heavily hit upon by a male Burger King Employee. (IM me for further details)
3.Saw Suicidal Tendencies and Fear from the seats.
edit:IM me for halloween update, it involves my friends an i being...
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1. saw against me at amoeba for free and didnt get to hang around for the dance party
2. Bought a George Michael shirt that later got me heavily hit upon by a male Burger King Employee. (IM me for further details)
3.Saw Suicidal Tendencies and Fear from the seats.
edit:IM me for halloween update, it involves my friends an i being...
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gangstaswan:
I am too fat to be a cracker thank you.
Dear Dan,
It was a pleasure speaking with you and discussing opportunities with
Apple. We had a large pool of interested talent and it was exciting
to talk to so many passionate individuals.
At this time, we are moving forward with only a small group that
meets the needs of the business today. We encourage you to visit our
website for future employment opportunities. We...
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margot_dent:
why? is awesome. email me and i'll send you a song.
and there are no grocery stores in downtown
and there are no grocery stores in downtown
perfectequation:
it is at the lab. what/where/why do you draw there?
quesstiiiooons. that's what i do. hehe.
quesstiiiooons. that's what i do. hehe.
wow...what a weekend. it'll probably go down in history as the most intense three days ever. the only problem is next weekend will most likely top it.
Friday:
-Went to school, then got applications for the Apple Store, Paul Frank Store and GameStop at south coast plaza! (Estimated Speed: 30mph
-Drove around afternoon with Mikey and Patrick until picking Matt on the way to Koo's...
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Friday:
-Went to school, then got applications for the Apple Store, Paul Frank Store and GameStop at south coast plaza! (Estimated Speed: 30mph
-Drove around afternoon with Mikey and Patrick until picking Matt on the way to Koo's...
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missbunny:
wait can you elaborate on that inflatible bee thing?? (yeah that would be the first thing that catches my attention)