At some point in time between the making of Return of the Jedi and The Phantom Menace, George Lucas completely lost his ability to write and direct. I finally saw Episode III last night, and compared to episodes I & II, it was pretty good. But compared to IV-VI, it still sucked huge freshman dick.
Apparently now, the only thing George Lucas can direct is me... towards a headache. Why the hell was it necessary for every single scene to have 2 dozen things all moving at once in different directions?! That fucked with my eyes and head too much for me to be able to enjoy the movie.
Well, so did the terrible directing and wooden acting. And what does he have against actual actors and settings? CGI, CGI, CGI. Yeah, that got old fast.
The fight scenes were cool, though. And it was nice to see everything get tied together. As well as see young Skywalker's arms and legs get sliced off. But the movie totally had to end with just a headshot of Vader rising on his slab. And not coming off it looking like fucking Frankenstein.
Oy, lets just hope he never decides to make parts VII-IX. For indeed, he has turned into his own Darth Vader. Anytime you see him now he's got this shit-eating smirk on his face like everyone is supposed to be constantly thanking him. Like he's so goddamned bright and clever. Like he isn't some fat old son of a bitch that couldn't direct his way out of a paper bag.
I just finished installing part of a wireless network here at my place. I feel satisfied at my accomplishments of the day. And now I must sleep, in order to get rid of this headache, and to be able to scope out performance spaces tomorrow. Here's hoping we find one!
Apparently now, the only thing George Lucas can direct is me... towards a headache. Why the hell was it necessary for every single scene to have 2 dozen things all moving at once in different directions?! That fucked with my eyes and head too much for me to be able to enjoy the movie.
Well, so did the terrible directing and wooden acting. And what does he have against actual actors and settings? CGI, CGI, CGI. Yeah, that got old fast.
The fight scenes were cool, though. And it was nice to see everything get tied together. As well as see young Skywalker's arms and legs get sliced off. But the movie totally had to end with just a headshot of Vader rising on his slab. And not coming off it looking like fucking Frankenstein.
Oy, lets just hope he never decides to make parts VII-IX. For indeed, he has turned into his own Darth Vader. Anytime you see him now he's got this shit-eating smirk on his face like everyone is supposed to be constantly thanking him. Like he's so goddamned bright and clever. Like he isn't some fat old son of a bitch that couldn't direct his way out of a paper bag.
I just finished installing part of a wireless network here at my place. I feel satisfied at my accomplishments of the day. And now I must sleep, in order to get rid of this headache, and to be able to scope out performance spaces tomorrow. Here's hoping we find one!
gut666:
lucas was a great visionary , now hes just the mogul of a vast empire . he sucks dick unless he created something better than thx1138.