damien33

My boss once told me, "If you can figure out a way to stop this spam problem you will be the hero of this company." I thought to myself, "If I could figure out a way to stop this spam problem, I would leave this stupid company and go become a millionaire."

It is important to remind oneself, "I like my penis the way it...
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Burning Man fuckin' ruled. As always..

Looks like I may miss Burning Man due to taking a new job. It starts today. Stay tuned, I may quit tomorrow.

Why do mice have small balls?

I am the Radiskull... I will kill you one by one!
one by one!
I am the Radiskull, little honey, I will kill you just for fun!
just for fun!

I don't need fists and I don't need feet, cause I gots me lots-a
really sharp teeth...
I am the Radiskull... I will kill you one by one!
one by one!

I am the Radiskull,...
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Today after yoga I ate mushrooms, then proceeded to eat lunch, then more mushrooms. Playing drums was very trippy and fun, but kind of intense. Good warm-up for band practice later on...

Hi Summer

I bless and welcome you
Your firey breath and burning breasts
You suck the land dry, so I water you.

Thank you for that cool breeze, now take it easy.

Oh, the Places Youll Go
Congratulations!
Today is your day.
Youre off to Great Places!
Youre off and away!

You have brains in your head.
You have feet in your shoes.
You can steer yourself
any direction you choose.

Youre on your own. And you know what you know.
And YOU are the guy wholl decide where to go.

Youll look up and down the...
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Wow, it worked.

Hey, you want a boyfriend?

Met this girl recently. Total Suicide Girl material. We got close, did some making out. She was really leading me on. She has BF, and told me she was feeling guilty. Eventually my sanity gave out. UGH. I wonder if we will ever speak again.

This shit is NOT easy.