Happy new year everyone!
Well, a quck recap of my night:
5:00 PM - My bro Jordan meets up with me at work, I clock out after my boss gives me a $45 bottle of champagne. We go smoke a couple of cigarettes, and make our way to Pioneer Courthouse Square.
6:30 PM - I have to really take a piss. It's all the coffee, soda, and energy drinks I had earlieri in the day. I ask a security guard if there's a restroom around, and he said, "I am sorry, but the Tri-Met office is closed, and you will have to wait until tomorrow.." Wait until tomorrow to take a piss!?!?! NO WAY!! I almost wanted to piss right then and there....
6:45 PM - Jordan's friend Daisha (sic) arrives from SE Portland, we all walk to SW 6th to catch the max to Beaverton.
7:15 PM - We all walk to the Fred Meyers on Beaverton-Hillsdale Highway so I can get some cash for the evening....also bought a new shirt with a gift card I got.
8:00 PM - After walking for 2 miles, we get to the Greenwood Inn, where we are staying. My debit card doesn't work.....Daisha and I both pitch in for the hotel room...all is well.
8:30 PM - Get to the room, go into the bathroom, change out of my slacks, white shirt and tie, into a pair of jeans and my new shirt...spray some Axe body deodorant on myself, and I am good to go.
8:40 PM - Walk into the lounge. The bouncer knows me so I didn't have to pay the cover charge....I look around, find all of my friends, and notice that Jordan (who is 22, Daisha couldn't go with us to the lounge because she is 19) and I are the only two people in the whole PLACE that isn't all dressed up......oops
9:30 PM - After drinking a double shot Jack and Coke, a shot of Jose Cuervo, and a pint of beer with a straw, I am feelin pretty good......my debit card finally works...
11:55 PM - After listening to crappy dance music, and socializing for the better part of 2 hours, the countdown had begun...the staff is handing out glasses of cheap champagne. 3...2...1....HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! I drink my glass of champagne, get kissed by 40 different women in the place...life is good....I find more champagne and drink it...I must have had, all in all 10 glasses of that shit.
12:30 AM - At the bouncer's request, i order a Surfer on Acid....after drinking that, I stagger up to my room.
1:00 AM - I get to my room (246, second floor), Daisha loads up a pipe for me, and lets me take some hits. I find Jordan's Rumplemints, and his Skyy Citrus....after I get a hold of them, they are gone.
1:45 AM - Still smoking weed, really stoned at this point, and really drunk....a friend of mine comes into my room and wants me to go to her room to drink more....I was pissed because she interrupted me when I was doing a crossword puzzle...
2:30 AM - I pass out from bordom, and drunkeness.
11:00 AM - Wake up, make the really bad coffee you get in a hotel room. Take a few towels, and a coffee mug, and go check out.
12:30 PM - Arrive at the Village Inn to eat. Had me 2 eggs, 3 Pancakes and hash browns. I was still hungry.
1:45 - Walked to Fred Meyers...paid $4.10 to get some smokes. Gave Daisha the $40 I owed her for the room (she was impressed that I paid her back so quickly)...go to starbucks, get Jordan a tall lattee, Daisha a vente Iced Mocha with a shot of Vanilla, and I get the Four-Shot Mocha.
2:00 PM - Leave Starbucks, and make our way to the Beaverton Transit Center...
2:25 PM - Light up a smoke, the Damn Max train shows up...SHIT!
2:35 PM - Said goodbye to Jordan and Daisha as they got off on SW 6th. I ride to the Rose Garden.
2:40 PM - Board the #5 Interstate bus. I get harassed by a bunch of people around me (teenagers). I put the fear of God in them as I went psychotic on them....they didn't say a word the whole ride after that.
3:19 PM - Arrive in Vancouver, WA....notice my bus is leaving...nothing I can do now. I make a call for someone to come get me. I walk to the Day and Nite mart to buy a lighter, since i lost mine in the bar...
4:30 PM - After getting picked up, going to Safeway, buying 2 boxes of Stovetop stuffing, 2 boxes of Rice a Roni, and a box of Pasta Roni, I am home...I immediately go to bed.
Well, kiddies, that's how my night/day has gone. Happy new year again!
Well, a quck recap of my night:
5:00 PM - My bro Jordan meets up with me at work, I clock out after my boss gives me a $45 bottle of champagne. We go smoke a couple of cigarettes, and make our way to Pioneer Courthouse Square.
6:30 PM - I have to really take a piss. It's all the coffee, soda, and energy drinks I had earlieri in the day. I ask a security guard if there's a restroom around, and he said, "I am sorry, but the Tri-Met office is closed, and you will have to wait until tomorrow.." Wait until tomorrow to take a piss!?!?! NO WAY!! I almost wanted to piss right then and there....
6:45 PM - Jordan's friend Daisha (sic) arrives from SE Portland, we all walk to SW 6th to catch the max to Beaverton.
7:15 PM - We all walk to the Fred Meyers on Beaverton-Hillsdale Highway so I can get some cash for the evening....also bought a new shirt with a gift card I got.
8:00 PM - After walking for 2 miles, we get to the Greenwood Inn, where we are staying. My debit card doesn't work.....Daisha and I both pitch in for the hotel room...all is well.
8:30 PM - Get to the room, go into the bathroom, change out of my slacks, white shirt and tie, into a pair of jeans and my new shirt...spray some Axe body deodorant on myself, and I am good to go.
8:40 PM - Walk into the lounge. The bouncer knows me so I didn't have to pay the cover charge....I look around, find all of my friends, and notice that Jordan (who is 22, Daisha couldn't go with us to the lounge because she is 19) and I are the only two people in the whole PLACE that isn't all dressed up......oops
9:30 PM - After drinking a double shot Jack and Coke, a shot of Jose Cuervo, and a pint of beer with a straw, I am feelin pretty good......my debit card finally works...
11:55 PM - After listening to crappy dance music, and socializing for the better part of 2 hours, the countdown had begun...the staff is handing out glasses of cheap champagne. 3...2...1....HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! I drink my glass of champagne, get kissed by 40 different women in the place...life is good....I find more champagne and drink it...I must have had, all in all 10 glasses of that shit.
12:30 AM - At the bouncer's request, i order a Surfer on Acid....after drinking that, I stagger up to my room.
1:00 AM - I get to my room (246, second floor), Daisha loads up a pipe for me, and lets me take some hits. I find Jordan's Rumplemints, and his Skyy Citrus....after I get a hold of them, they are gone.
1:45 AM - Still smoking weed, really stoned at this point, and really drunk....a friend of mine comes into my room and wants me to go to her room to drink more....I was pissed because she interrupted me when I was doing a crossword puzzle...
2:30 AM - I pass out from bordom, and drunkeness.
11:00 AM - Wake up, make the really bad coffee you get in a hotel room. Take a few towels, and a coffee mug, and go check out.
12:30 PM - Arrive at the Village Inn to eat. Had me 2 eggs, 3 Pancakes and hash browns. I was still hungry.
1:45 - Walked to Fred Meyers...paid $4.10 to get some smokes. Gave Daisha the $40 I owed her for the room (she was impressed that I paid her back so quickly)...go to starbucks, get Jordan a tall lattee, Daisha a vente Iced Mocha with a shot of Vanilla, and I get the Four-Shot Mocha.
2:00 PM - Leave Starbucks, and make our way to the Beaverton Transit Center...
2:25 PM - Light up a smoke, the Damn Max train shows up...SHIT!
2:35 PM - Said goodbye to Jordan and Daisha as they got off on SW 6th. I ride to the Rose Garden.
2:40 PM - Board the #5 Interstate bus. I get harassed by a bunch of people around me (teenagers). I put the fear of God in them as I went psychotic on them....they didn't say a word the whole ride after that.
3:19 PM - Arrive in Vancouver, WA....notice my bus is leaving...nothing I can do now. I make a call for someone to come get me. I walk to the Day and Nite mart to buy a lighter, since i lost mine in the bar...
4:30 PM - After getting picked up, going to Safeway, buying 2 boxes of Stovetop stuffing, 2 boxes of Rice a Roni, and a box of Pasta Roni, I am home...I immediately go to bed.
Well, kiddies, that's how my night/day has gone. Happy new year again!
damaja:
Almost forgot to mention about Daisha, she totally looks like SG material. WOWZA!!
WOWZA!!