damagegirl

a few years ago, i lived in a different house. i adopted an alley cat. well, you know, they sort of choose you and start demanding wet food, milk, kitty toys, pettings, love, the list can go on and on. so-there was this other cat that use to hang around the barrio, always fighting with my precious little flea bag, and it was really freaky looking with these eerie sci-fi movie green eyes, and a way of staring you down without making a move but you can feel it silently calling you out in cat speak. one day i had stuck my head out the window to look at something, i don't know, the sky maybe. and i hear this weird ass noise and look over and the fricken cat is climbing the chain link fence, paw over paw, back paws in full action. PAW OVER PAW. CLIMBING. like some sort of demon possessed super cat, maybe a bionic cat, it just was not natural. it scared the shit out of me. i didn't know that cats did that sort of crap until someone told me that they had seen that wierd shit before(from a different cat,i still don' t believe). so, as the story goes, i was at that same house earlier today and who could it be? lo and behold the bionic cat. at first i was slightly hesitant.eek. for all i knew it could be a zombie out for brains. i had no idea. but it came right up and forced me to pet it and scritch its ears and licked my fingers. so sweet. and so the story ends with this moral: freaks can be friends.