THE PENIS WANTS A RAISE:
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge head
first into everything I do. I do not get weekends, or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that
has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes
me to contagious diseases.
THE RESPONSE:
Dear Penis:
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments
you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 straight hours. You fall asleep after brief work periods. You do not always follow orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen
visiting other locations. You do not take initiative. You need to be
pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. You don't always observe necessary safety requirements, such as wearing the correct protective clothing. You will retire well before you are 65. You are unable to work double shifts. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task. And if that were NOT ALL, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.
Sincerely,
The Management
i got that from a friend of mine i thought it was very funny lol
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge head
first into everything I do. I do not get weekends, or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that
has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes
me to contagious diseases.
THE RESPONSE:
Dear Penis:
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments
you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 straight hours. You fall asleep after brief work periods. You do not always follow orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen
visiting other locations. You do not take initiative. You need to be
pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. You don't always observe necessary safety requirements, such as wearing the correct protective clothing. You will retire well before you are 65. You are unable to work double shifts. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task. And if that were NOT ALL, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.
Sincerely,
The Management
i got that from a friend of mine i thought it was very funny lol