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Horny housewife blues -by mia-

woke up late this morning (da dada da dun)
feelin' my wee head pound (da dada da dun)
feelin' irritated and horny (da dada da dun)
lover nowhere to be found
oh, i-i-i, i-i-i've got the horny housewife blu-u-ues ...

house lays trashed around me (da dada da dun)
complimentary cable's out (da dada da dun)
piles of laundry surround me (da dada da dun)
what the hell do i do now
oh i-i-i, i-i-i've got the horny housewife blu-u-ues ...

my hair is big and ratty
i thnk i'm going batty
sorting through the delicate load (da dun da dun da dun)
my vibrator's broken
my resume's a joke and
my son's in godzilla mode, o-o-ohhh ...

this coffee tastes shitty (da dada da dun)
vodka will make it fine (da dada da dun)
oh i hardly look pretty (da dada da dun)
as i sit here and whine
oh i-i-i-. i-i-i've got the horny housewife blu-u-u-u-u-ues (da dada da dada da dada da duuuuuuuun)