Horny housewife blues -by mia-
woke up late this morning (da dada da dun)
feelin' my wee head pound (da dada da dun)
feelin' irritated and horny (da dada da dun)
lover nowhere to be found
oh, i-i-i, i-i-i've got the horny housewife blu-u-ues ...
house lays trashed around me (da dada da dun)
complimentary cable's out (da dada da dun)
piles of laundry surround...
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woke up late this morning (da dada da dun)
feelin' my wee head pound (da dada da dun)
feelin' irritated and horny (da dada da dun)
lover nowhere to be found
oh, i-i-i, i-i-i've got the horny housewife blu-u-ues ...
house lays trashed around me (da dada da dun)
complimentary cable's out (da dada da dun)
piles of laundry surround...
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currently -
- favorite song: 'san diego serenade' - tom waits
- favorite movie: chungking express, slums of beverly hills
- favorite food: pickles and string cheese (not together, i'm not pregnant)
- favorite thing to make me drunk: vanilla vodka cokes
- favorite crutch: camel wides
- favorite sugar attack: morning - frosted flakes, afternoon - peanut butter twix
- favorite ice cream: peanut...
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- favorite song: 'san diego serenade' - tom waits
- favorite movie: chungking express, slums of beverly hills
- favorite food: pickles and string cheese (not together, i'm not pregnant)
- favorite thing to make me drunk: vanilla vodka cokes
- favorite crutch: camel wides
- favorite sugar attack: morning - frosted flakes, afternoon - peanut butter twix
- favorite ice cream: peanut...
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tattoosnscrews:
Drunkin Love Journal Bomb!!
Muahahahhahahhaha!!!
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Muahahahhahahhaha!!!
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theslant:
okay, well. there's no way I can top that journal comment, so I won't even try.
go alyson hannigan. and especially go tom waits.
go alyson hannigan. and especially go tom waits.
bad 
list:
1. homophobes.
2. people who judge people on physical appearances.
3. people who steal women's purses!!!
4. Jen and Ben. (i am sooooo sick of hearing about them!)
5. brown-nosers.
good
list:
1. people who send you flowers on no particular occasion.
2. dogs who remember.
3. happy pictures.
4. ex-boyfriends/girlfriends who are, truly, still friends.
5. Advil.
happy happy everyone
***hugs***
list:
1. homophobes.
2. people who judge people on physical appearances.
3. people who steal women's purses!!!
4. Jen and Ben. (i am sooooo sick of hearing about them!)
5. brown-nosers.
good
list:
1. people who send you flowers on no particular occasion.
2. dogs who remember.
3. happy pictures.
4. ex-boyfriends/girlfriends who are, truly, still friends.
5. Advil.
happy happy everyone
***hugs***
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_v_:
yay, you're back
kiss kiss
kiss kiss
lonewolf:
Hey DaisyJo, hope all is well, stay shining, one love
i'm going away for a little while. i think. i'll be back though, i promise.
i love you all!!
-RIP kate hepburn-
i'll be back though, i promise.
i love you all!!
-RIP kate hepburn-
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_v_:
you have been gone too long
tattoosnscrews:
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\m/ DRUNKIN JOURNAL BOMBING \m/\m/
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN HIT WITH A DRUNKIN JORNAL BOMB
(If this had been a warning, you may have had a chance to escape)
BUT THIS IS THE REAL EFF'N DEAL!O!!!
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-eNDING dRunkin Bombing Here-
\m/ DRUNKIN JOURNAL BOMBING \m/\m/
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN HIT WITH A DRUNKIN JORNAL BOMB
(If this had been a warning, you may have had a chance to escape)
BUT THIS IS THE REAL EFF'N DEAL!O!!!
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i have gone out, a possessed witch,
haunting the black air, braver at night;
dreaming evil, i have done my hitch
over the plain houses, light by light:
lonely thing, twelve-fingered, out of mind.
a woman like that is not a woman, quite.
i have been her kind.
i have found the warm caves in the woods,
filled them with skillets, carvings, shelves,
closets, silks,...
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haunting the black air, braver at night;
dreaming evil, i have done my hitch
over the plain houses, light by light:
lonely thing, twelve-fingered, out of mind.
a woman like that is not a woman, quite.
i have been her kind.
i have found the warm caves in the woods,
filled them with skillets, carvings, shelves,
closets, silks,...
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tattoosnscrews:
Hungerover, going back to bed Journal BOMB!
Hungerover, going back to bed Journal BOMB!
ms:
My flames would bite something else on you...well....maybe just nibble a bit.
speaking of fantasies. here is my bedtime prayer tonight.
dear god, please if i ever decide that i am a lesbian, please help me find a cute little british girl who likes me and wants to be my girlfriend. she can be blonde or brunette of any heritage; my only requirement is the accent. cause it's so darn hot. thank you god. and please bless...
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dear god, please if i ever decide that i am a lesbian, please help me find a cute little british girl who likes me and wants to be my girlfriend. she can be blonde or brunette of any heritage; my only requirement is the accent. cause it's so darn hot. thank you god. and please bless...
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ms:
Can I at least get a little action on the side? I can't let some British chick ruin my game. If I have to I'll take on the both of you. I'm a multitasker by nature. he he he
tattoosnscrews:
Wow that is wild, by biggest turn on on this earth is a woman with a british accent too. It's by far rhe most sexy thing my ears have ever heard.
I You Too slugger!
Thank you for the crossed fingers.....
I
You Too slugger!
Thank you for the crossed fingers.....
still sad. and sick now too. wah!
i'm not really this whiney, really.
i've been having some naughty dreams about lover and his friend. and me. sometimes all together. sometimes not.
that's bad huh. oh well, it's sometimes my only comfort.
i'm not really this whiney, really.
i've been having some naughty dreams about lover and his friend. and me. sometimes all together. sometimes not.
that's bad huh. oh well, it's sometimes my only comfort.
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ms:
pobrecita....I hope you start feeling better. If not i may have bestow some of the magic tongue upon you. That'll brighten up anyone's day. Especially mine. 
noelani:
That's not bad, dreams are dreams, and so are fantasy's it's perfectly healthy to have both. If you weren't I'd be worried. Sorry you are sick luv, seems like everybody is these days. I beleive i am as well, but ya know....
I'll be another one of your comforts... Will that cheer you up?? I just noticed you have dead again on your favorite films...I loved that movie when I saw it. I haven't seen it since then...maybe I should rent it again. Helllloooo Netflix.
I'll be another one of your comforts...
Will that cheer you up?? I just noticed you have dead again on your favorite films...I loved that movie when I saw it. I haven't seen it since then...maybe I should rent it again. Helllloooo Netflix.been swinging kinda low lately. like all depressed and shit. and the frantic consumptions of frosted flakes and twix bars only help for a little while. 
to my sweet friends, i'm so sorry i haven't been around too much lately. i'm here though. just haven't been feeling. you know.
(these are my seven other personalities.)
to my sweet friends, i'm so sorry i haven't been around too much lately. i'm here though. just haven't been feeling. you know.
(these are my seven other personalities.)
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theslant:
I feel you on this. Mm.. Twix.. *craves*
Don't worry.. it may seem like flippant idealism, but things'll be swinging in your favor eventually.. Take care.
Don't worry.. it may seem like flippant idealism, but things'll be swinging in your favor eventually.. Take care.
noelani:
i think this has been a generall feeling with a lot of people. Must have something to do with the moon???? No, but really lots of us have been feelin low. Frosted flakes do help though. {Hugs}
it's lover's birthday.
ps. it's tupac shakur's birthday, too. rip
ps. it's tupac shakur's birthday, too. rip
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tattoosnscrews:
What's new ...
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booo
i am having so much fun here
i love being here
so much love
so many hugs and kisses
i am having so much fun here
i love being here
so much love
so many hugs and kisses
it's not good. today i mean. i hope someone throws a wrench in the machinery, then maybe it'll change.
what if everyone had the same face?
okay, i'm creeping myself out.
i'm gonna go close my eyes for a second. no no - i'm gonna go eat some bread. that's better i think.
here is my question for the day: if you could/had to place...
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what if everyone had the same face?
okay, i'm creeping myself out.
i'm gonna go close my eyes for a second. no no - i'm gonna go eat some bread. that's better i think.
here is my question for the day: if you could/had to place...
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ms:
Aaaaw baby, what's the matter. Are you just having one of those weeks like I am. I hope you feel better pumpkin. And guess who's going to be in Long Beach next week? I'll give you one guess. Whoops! I forgot about the movie. I would have to say "Spinal Tap" I'm too metal for my own fucking good!!
[Edited on Jun 13, 2003]
Whoops! I forgot about the movie. I would have to say "Spinal Tap" I'm too metal for my own fucking good!![Edited on Jun 13, 2003]
noelani:
If everybody looked the same....we'd get, tired of looking at each other...Do you know that song??
hhhmmm...movie....maybe willy wonka and the choc. factory...no really, I'm not sure. I'll get back to you on that.
It would take a lot for me to get up on the stage and sing...well not really a lot, but ya know, a lot of cocktails I don't have an exceedingly horible voice, but I've been sick and I've lost all vocal ability.
I love bread..yum.
hhhmmm...movie....maybe willy wonka and the choc. factory...no really, I'm not sure. I'll get back to you on that.
It would take a lot for me to get up on the stage and sing...well not really a lot, but ya know, a lot of cocktails
I don't have an exceedingly horible voice, but I've been sick and I've lost all vocal ability.
I love bread..yum.
I hope all is well with you...
TNS